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Josh Allen Jr.

2024-12-09T19:01:35Z

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Josh Allen Jr. is the first freakchild of Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld. He was the 60th President of the United States of America, and currently serves as the first Chairman of the Federated States of New England. Josh Allen was born September 2, 2025, in Freakburg2.

== Early Life ==

=== Genetic experimentation ===
In prenatal development, Josh Allen Jr. was subject to genetic experimentation by Purdue Pharmaceuticals with the goal of genetically inducing telekinesis, a fanatical obsession of his father's in his post-NFL career. However, these experiments were abandoned for unknown reasons. To the disappointment of his father, Josh Allen Jr. was born a normal child with no supernatural abilities.

=== Football ===
Josh Allen Jr. was pretty good at football, but he excelled at his school's debate team. The Freakburg2 Public High School Debate Team made it to state finals, but was bested by the Freakburg2 Correctional Facility Debate Team. As such, he was a top recruitment choice for Harvard University's Political Science program, and was admitted to the class of 2047 as a spring admit.

=== College ===
Josh Allen Jr. excelled in Harvard University's political science program, and won several awards from the mock trial club. He also had a few situationships in college that he wasn't too proud of. He graduated in 2047 with honors.

== Political Career ==

=== Tenure as mayor of Freakburg2 ===
Josh Allen Jr. ran for mayor of Freakburg2 in 20xx and won by a ridiculously large margin against Hillary Clinton (clone). His tenure as mayor is largely remembered as one of the worst in history.

=== Presidential bid ===
Allen ran for president and won in [insert year] by an insanely high margin. A CIA investigation found overwhelming evidence of British foreign influence in the election, including campaign donations and voting booth hacking. The U.S. Supreme Court, however, unanimously ruled there was no meddling in the election, and Allen was peacefully inaugurated. (It should be noted, however, that all Supreme Court justices were later found to be under the influence of ketamine during the election hearing.)

Freakburg2

2024-12-09T18:42:08Z

Tractor Scott:

[[File:Freakburg2.jpg|thumb|Freakburg2 from a high place]]
Freakburg2 is Tractor Scott's Cities Skylines city. It has a population of 539,060 as of 2024. Freakburg2 is known for its extremely high crime rates and dangerous levels of solid waste pollution. As of 2024, Freakburg has a literacy rate of 16%. Notable celebrities include [[Crying Baby]] and [[Josh Allen Jr.|Josh Allen Jr]].

== Population ==
As of 2024, Freakburg2 has a population of 539,060, a 489% decline from its population in 2023. Historians say a mass suicide in protest of a 2% income tax hike is to blame for this sharp loss of population.

=== Demographics ===
Per the 2024 Freakburg2 Census, Freakburg2 is 13% white, 22% fugly, 29% Marcus, 34% British, and 16% guys who are 5'10" but say they are 6 feet.

== Geography ==
Freakburg2 is situated on the Judson River, a dumping site for industrial waste. Located just outside of a British Petroleum refinery, Freakburg2 experiences a wide range of problems associated with waste pollution runoff. Sinkholes are also common, to which sinkhole coverage is a common item in insurance packages.

=== Cancer ants ===
Freakburg2 is located in the Judson Valley, a critical habitat for [[Cancer ant|cancer ants]] (''Solenopsis carciniae).'' With their acute leukemia-causing bites, cancer ants are a critical public health problem for Freakburg2. However, cancer ants are a protected species under the Endangered Species Act, therefore they cannot be eradicated from Freakburg2.

Josh Allen Jr.

2024-12-09T18:41:34Z

Tractor Scott:

Josh Allen Jr. is the first freakchild of Josh Allen and Haley Seinfeld. He was the 60th President of the United States of America, and currently serves as the first Chairman of the Federated States of New England. Josh Allen was born September 2, 2025, in Freakburg2.

== Early Life ==

=== Genetic experimentation ===
In prenatal development, Josh Allen Jr. was subject to genetic experimentation by Purdue Pharmaceuticals with the goal of genetically inducing telekinesis, a fanatical obsession of his father's in his post-NFL career. However, these experiments were abandoned for unknown reasons. To the disappointment of his father, Josh Allen Jr. was born a normal child with no supernatural abilities.

=== Football ===
Josh Allen Jr. was pretty good at football, but he excelled at his school's debate team. The Freakburg2 Public High School Debate Team made it to state finals, but was bested by the Freakburg2 Correctional Facility Debate Team. As such, he was a top recruitment choice for Harvard University's Political Science program, and was admitted to the class of 2047 as a spring admit.

=== College ===
Josh Allen Jr. excelled in Harvard University's political science program, and won several awards from the mock trial club. He also had a few situationships in college that he wasn't too proud of. He graduated in 2047 with honors.

== Political Career ==

=== Tenure as mayor of Freakburg2 ===
Josh Allen Jr. ran for mayor of Freakburg2 in 20xx and won by a ridiculously large margin against Hillary Clinton (clone). His tenure as mayor is largely remembered as one of the worst in history.

=== Presidential bid ===
Allen ran for president and won in [insert year] by an insanely high margin. A CIA investigation found overwhelming evidence of British foreign influence in the election, including campaign donations and voting booth hacking. The U.S. Supreme Court, however, unanimously ruled there was no meddling in the election, and Allen was peacefully inaugurated. (It should be noted, however, that all Supreme Court justices were later found to be under the influence of ketamine during the election hearing.)

Josh Allen Jr.

2024-12-09T18:35:56Z

Tractor Scott: Created page with "Josh Allen Jr. is the first freakchild of Josh Allen and Haley Seinfeld. He was the 60th President of the United States of America, and currently serves as the first Chairman of the Federated States of New England. Josh Allen was born September 2, 2025, in Freakburg2. == Early Life == === Genetic experimentation === In prenatal development, Josh Allen Jr. was subject to genetic experimentation by Purdue Pharmaceuticals with the goal of genetically inducing telekinesis..."

Josh Allen Jr. is the first freakchild of Josh Allen and Haley Seinfeld. He was the 60th President of the United States of America, and currently serves as the first Chairman of the Federated States of New England. Josh Allen was born September 2, 2025, in Freakburg2.

== Early Life ==

=== Genetic experimentation ===
In prenatal development, Josh Allen Jr. was subject to genetic experimentation by Purdue Pharmaceuticals with the goal of genetically inducing telekinesis, a fanatical obsession of his father's in his post-NFL career. However, these experiments were abandoned for unknown reasons. To the disappointment of his father, Josh Allen Jr. was born a normal child with no supernatural abilities.

=== Football ===
Josh Allen Jr. was pretty good at football, but he excelled at his school's debate team. The Freakburg2 Public High School Debate Team made it to state finals, but was bested by the Freakburg2 Correctional Facility Debate Team. As such, he was a top recruitment choice for Harvard University's Political Science program, and was admitted to the class of 2047 as a spring admit. He graduated in 2047 with honors.

== Political Career ==

=== Tenure as mayor of Freakburg2 ===
Josh Allen Jr. ran for mayor of Freakburg2 in 20xx. His tenure as mayor is largely remembered as one of the worst in history.

=== Presidential bid ===
Allen ran for president and won in [insert year] by an insanely high margin. A CIA investigation found overwhelming evidence of British foreign influence in the election, including campaign donations and voting booth hacking. The U.S. Supreme Court, however, unanimously ruled there was no meddling in the election, and Allen was peacefully inaugurated. (It should be noted, however, that all Supreme Court justices were later found to be under the influence of ketamine during the election hearing.)

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2024-12-06T19:58:41Z

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Crying Baby

2024-12-06T19:51:48Z

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[[File:Crying-baby-istock660.webp|thumb|Crying Baby]]
[[File:LGM-35A Render.webp|thumb|Crying Baby2, captured from an Air Force surveillance drone]]
Crying Baby is an annoying crying baby. In 2007 the city of Freakburg2 held a referendum to replace Crying Baby with a new nuclear missile launch site, with a unanimous vote to do so. Immediately thereafter, the site was armed with an intercontinental ballistic missile housing a 30 megaton nuclear warhead. In 2029 the missile, nicknamed Crying Baby2, was launched by false alarm, destroying the city of Cincinnati, Ohio. Luckily, the Bengals were playing in Dallas. The resulting events catalyzed the Second American Civil War.

Crying Baby's current whereabouts are unknown.

Freakburg2

2024-12-06T19:51:13Z

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[[File:Freakburg2.jpg|thumb|Freakburg2 from a high place]]
Freakburg2 is Tractor Scott's Cities Skylines city. It has a population of 539,060 as of 2024. Freakburg2 is known for its extremely high crime rates and dangerous levels of solid waste pollution. As of 2024, Freakburg has a literacy rate of 16%. Notable celebrities include [[Crying Baby]] and Josh Allen Jr.

== Population ==
As of 2024, Freakburg2 has a population of 539,060, a 489% decline from its population in 2023. Historians say a mass suicide in protest of a 2% income tax hike is to blame for this sharp loss of population.

=== Demographics ===
Per the 2024 Freakburg2 Census, Freakburg2 is 13% white, 22% fugly, 29% Marcus, 34% British, and 16% guys who are 5'10" but say they are 6 feet.

== Geography ==
Freakburg2 is situated on the Judson River, a dumping site for industrial waste. Located just outside of a British Petroleum refinery, Freakburg2 experiences a wide range of problems associated with waste pollution runoff. Sinkholes are also common, to which sinkhole coverage is a common item in insurance packages.

=== Cancer ants ===
Freakburg2 is located in the Judson Valley, a critical habitat for [[Cancer ant|cancer ants]] (''Solenopsis carciniae).'' With their acute leukemia-causing bites, cancer ants are a critical public health problem for Freakburg2. However, cancer ants are a protected species under the Endangered Species Act, therefore they cannot be eradicated from Freakburg2.

Crying Baby

2024-12-06T19:50:19Z

Tractor Scott: Created page with "Crying Baby Crying Baby2, captured from an Air Force surveillance drone Crying Baby is an annoying crying baby. In 2007 the city of Freakburg2 held a referendum to replace Crying Baby with a new nuclear missile launch site, with a unanimous vote to do so. Immediately thereafter, the site was armed with an intercontinental ballistic missile housing a 30 megaton nuclear warhead. In 2029 the missil..."

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2024-12-06T19:49:08Z

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ICBM

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2024-12-06T19:47:34Z

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Crying baby

User:Tractor Scott

2024-12-06T19:11:43Z

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<nowiki>[[Crying Baby]]</nowiki>

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Freakburg2

2024-12-06T04:44:23Z

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[[File:Freakburg2.jpg|thumb|Freakburg from a high place]]
Freakburg2 is Tractor Scott's Cities Skylines city. It has a population of 539,060 as of 2024. Freakburg2 is known for its extremely high crime rates and dangerous levels of solid waste pollution. As of 2024, Freakburg has a literacy rate of 16%. Notable celebrities include Crying Baby and Josh Allen Jr.

== Population ==
As of 2024, Freakburg2 has a population of 539,060, a 489% decline from its population in 2023. Historians say a mass suicide in protest of a 2% income tax hike is to blame for this sharp loss of population.

=== Demographics ===
Per the 2024 Freakburg2 Census, Freakburg2 is 13% white, 22% fugly, 29% Marcus, 34% British, and 16% guys who are 5'10" but say they are 6 feet.

== Geography ==
Freakburg2 is situated on the Judson River, a dumping site for industrial waste. Located just outside of a British Petroleum refinery, Freakburg2 experiences a wide range of problems associated with waste pollution runoff. Sinkholes are also common, to which sinkhole coverage is a common item in insurance packages.

=== Cancer ants ===
Freakburg2 is located in the Judson Valley, a critical habitat for cancer ants (''Solenopsis carciniae).'' With their acute leukemia-causing bites, cancer ants are a critical public health problem for Freakburg2. However, cancer ants are a protected species under the Endangered Species Act, therefore they cannot be eradicated from Freakburg2.

File:Freakburg2.jpg

2024-12-06T04:43:35Z

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Freakburg2 from a high place

Freakburg2

2024-12-06T04:39:17Z

Tractor Scott: /* Freakburg2 */

Freakburg2 is Tractor Scott's Cities Skylines city. It has a population of 539,060 as of 2024. Freakburg2 is known for its extremely high crime rates and dangerous levels of solid waste pollution. As of 2024, Freakburg has a literacy rate of 16%. Notable celebrities include Crying Baby and Josh Allen Jr.

== Population ==
As of 2024, Freakburg2 has a population of 539,060, a 489% decline from its population in 2023. Historians say a mass suicide in protest of a 2% income tax hike is to blame for this sharp loss of population.

=== Demographics ===
Per the 2024 Freakburg2 Census, Freakburg2 is 13% white, 22% fugly, 29% Marcus, 34% British, and 16% guys who are 5'10" but say they are 6 feet.

== Geography ==
Freakburg2 is situated on the Judson River, a dumping site for industrial waste. Located just outside of a British Petroleum refinery, Freakburg2 experiences a wide range of problems associated with waste pollution runoff. Sinkholes are also common, to which sinkhole coverage is a common item in insurance packages.

=== Cancer ants ===
Freakburg2 is located in the Judson Valley, a critical habitat for cancer ants (''Solenopsis carciniae).'' With their acute leukemia-causing bites, cancer ants are a critical public health problem for Freakburg2. However, cancer ants are a protected species under the Endangered Species Act, therefore they cannot be eradicated from Freakburg2.

Freakburg2

2024-12-06T04:38:53Z

Tractor Scott:

= Freakburg2 =
Freakburg2 is Tractor Scott's Cities Skylines city. It has a population of 539,060 as of 2024. Freakburg2 is known for its extremely high crime rates and dangerous levels of solid waste pollution. As of 2024, Freakburg has a literacy rate of 16%. Notable celebrities include Crying Baby and Josh Allen Jr.

== Population ==
As of 2024, Freakburg2 has a population of 539,060, a 489% decline from its population in 2023. Historians say a mass suicide in protest of a 2% income tax hike is to blame for this sharp loss of population.

=== Demographics ===
Per the 2024 Freakburg2 Census, Freakburg2 is 13% white, 22% fugly, 29% Marcus, 34% British, and 16% guys who are 5'10" but say they are 6 feet.

== Geography ==
Freakburg2 is situated on the Judson River, a dumping site for industrial waste. Located just outside of a British Petroleum refinery, Freakburg2 experiences a wide range of problems associated with waste pollution runoff. Sinkholes are also common, to which sinkhole coverage is a common item in insurance packages.

=== Cancer ants ===
Freakburg2 is located in the Judson Valley, a critical habitat for cancer ants (''Solenopsis carciniae).'' With their acute leukemia-causing bites, cancer ants are a critical public health problem for Freakburg2. However, cancer ants are a protected species under the Endangered Species Act, therefore they cannot be eradicated from Freakburg2.

User:Tractor Scott

2024-12-06T04:36:27Z

Tractor Scott: /* [Freakburg2] */

= <nowiki>[[Freakburg2]]</nowiki> =
Freakburg2 is Tractor Scott's Cities Skylines city. It has a population of 539,060 as of 2024. Freakburg2 is known for its extremely high crime rates and dangerous levels of solid waste pollution. As of 2024, Freakburg has a literacy rate of 16%. Notable celebrities include Crying Baby and Josh Allen Jr.

== Population ==
As of 2024, Freakburg2 has a population of 539,060, a 489% decline from its population in 2023. Historians say a mass suicide in protest of a 2% income tax hike is to blame for this sharp loss of population.

=== Demographics ===
Per the 2024 Freakburg2 Census, Freakburg2 is 13% white, 22% fugly, 29% Marcus, 34% British, and 16% guys who are 5'10" but say they are 6 feet.

== Geography ==
Freakburg2 is situated on the Judson River, a dumping site for industrial waste. Located just outside of a British Petroleum refinery, Freakburg2 experiences a wide range of problems associated with waste pollution runoff. Sinkholes are also common, to which sinkhole coverage is a common item in insurance packages.

=== Cancer ants ===
Freakburg2 is located in the Judson Valley, a critical habitat for cancer ants (''Solenopsis carciniae).'' With their acute leukemia-causing bites, cancer ants are a critical public health problem for Freakburg2. However, cancer ants are a protected species under the Endangered Species Act, therefore they cannot be eradicated from Freakburg2.

User:Tractor Scott

2024-12-06T04:35:20Z

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= [Freakburg2] =
Freakburg2 is Tractor Scott's Cities Skylines city. It has a population of 539,060 as of 2024. Freakburg2 is known for its extremely high crime rates and dangerous levels of solid waste pollution. As of 2024, Freakburg has a literacy rate of 16%. Notable celebrities include Crying Baby and Josh Allen Jr.

== Population ==
As of 2024, Freakburg2 has a population of 539,060, a 489% decline from its population in 2023. Historians say a mass suicide in protest of a 2% income tax hike is to blame for this sharp loss of population.

=== Demographics ===
Per the 2024 Freakburg2 Census, Freakburg2 is 13% white, 22% fugly, 29% Marcus, 34% British, and 16% guys who are 5'10" but say they are 6 feet.

== Geography ==
Freakburg2 is situated on the Judson River, a dumping site for industrial waste. Located just outside of a British Petroleum refinery, Freakburg2 experiences a wide range of problems associated with waste pollution runoff. Sinkholes are also common, to which sinkhole coverage is a common item in insurance packages.

=== Cancer ants ===
Freakburg2 is located in the Judson Valley, a critical habitat for cancer ants (''Solenopsis carciniae).'' With their acute leukemia-causing bites, cancer ants are a critical public health problem for Freakburg2. However, cancer ants are a protected species under the Endangered Species Act, therefore they cannot be eradicated from Freakburg2.

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2024-12-06T04:29:44Z

Tractor Scott: Created page with " = Freakburg2 = Freakburg2 is Tractor Scott's Cities Skylines city. It has a population of 539,060 as of 2024. Freakburg2 is known for its extremely high crime rates and dangerous levels of solid waste pollution. As of 2024, Freakburg has a literacy rate of 16%. Notable celebrities include Crying Baby and Josh Allen Jr. == Population == As of 2024, Freakburg2 has a population of 539,060, a 489% decline from its population in 2023. Historians say a mass suicide in prote..."