Freakapedia - User contributions [en]

User:TractorScott2

2025-11-25T03:22:10Z

TractorScott2:

This the bounce back - will smith

[[Hillary Clinton (clone)]]

[[Jesus]] by Slimey :3

Jesus

2025-11-25T03:18:28Z

TractorScott2: italicized text

Jesus (1993 - 2027), also referred to as Jesus of New England, was an influential political commentator and influencer during the Extra Dark Ages of the Federated States of New England. Jesus’ political beliefs have been described as moderate, left-leaning, alt-right, and anarcho-communist.

== Background ==
Jesus was born in the suburbs of Newark, New Jersey. His mother, Mary, was single at the time of his birth, but she later married Jesus’ step-father, Joseph. Not much is known about Jesus’ childhood, but his former classmates have described Jesus as “a little weird… [he] once multiplied his bread instead of memorizing his times tables” and “a pretty nice guy, but a little controversial."
[[File:Jesus.jpg|thumb|Jesus in Freakburg2]]
As a teenager, Jesus ran a small YouTube channel dedicated to his pastime as a hobbyist carpenter. Despite the gaining popularity of his YouTube channel in certain niche internet communities, Jesus quit posting in 2007. He cited the official declaration of the extinction of every tree species on Earth as a contributing factor, but he did not elaborate.

== Rise to Prominence ==
After enrolling in SUNY Oneonta College in 2011, Jesus quickly became the president of both the College Republicans and the College Democrats. Jesus stated he was “trying to bridge the gap between loser virgins and annoying socialists.”

This centrist rhetoric got the attention of John McCain and Bill Clinton, earning Jesus a high-ranking position in the Federated States of New England’s Government in 2012. The official title and description of his job are classified, and have been the subject of extensive rumors and theories on online platforms.

While working for the Federated States of New England, Jesus began posting short-form video content, amassing over 80 billion followers across all platforms. Jesus called for radical new stances, including loving one another. Critics have called these stances gay.

As Jesus’ fame and influence rose, he began to accumulate IRL followers, designating twelve of his followers as apostle-like figures. These apostles are: Ron Paul, Hasan, a Creeper from Minecraft, Mikal Bridges, a guy named John, Slender Man, Chapell Roan, LeBron James, Judas, a stray cat, Bernie Sanders, and reformative justice as a concept.

== Political Career ==
Jesus has been credited with swaying every major election between 2008 and 2028. Starting in 2016, Jesus began hosting his podcast, ''The Jesus Radical Experience'' (JRE). On his podcast, Jesus told listeners which candidate to vote for, and then everyone would listen to Jesus. The extent of his influence has been attributed in part to his very persuasive demeanor.

When a reporter from ''The New York Post :3'', the official state-sponsored publication of the Federated States of New England, asked Jesus why he didn’t just run for political office himself, Jesus responded by saying “read the Gospel in its entirety, for it is the word of God.”

==== Ketamine Scandal ====
Jesus was arrested on January 6th, 2025 for illegal possession of ketamine. Authorities arrested Jesus outside of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, PA. He was transported to a secret location, and no trial was held.

== Death ==
Jesus was euthanized by the Federated States of New England in 2027. It has been rumored that Jesus rose three days later outside of the MetLife Stadium. Candace Owens was reported to have found Jesus, supposedly risen from the dead. No evidence has been found which supports or does not support the occurrence of these events.

Jesus

2025-11-25T03:16:10Z

TractorScott2: /* Political Influence */

Jesus (1993 - 2027), also referred to as Jesus of New England, was an influential political commentator and influencer during the Extra Dark Ages of the Federated States of New England. Jesus’ political beliefs have been described as moderate, left-leaning, alt-right, and anarcho-communist.

== Background ==
Jesus was born in the suburbs of Newark, New Jersey. His mother, Mary, was single at the time of his birth, but she later married Jesus’ step-father, Joseph. Not much is known about Jesus’ childhood, but his former classmates have described Jesus as “a little weird… [he] once multiplied his bread instead of memorizing his times tables” and “a pretty nice guy, but a little controversial."
[[File:Jesus.jpg|thumb|Jesus in Freakburg2]]
As a teenager, Jesus ran a small YouTube channel dedicated to his pastime as a hobbyist carpenter. Despite the gaining popularity of his YouTube channel in certain niche internet communities, Jesus quit posting in 2007. He cited the official declaration of the extinction of every tree species on Earth as a contributing factor, but he did not elaborate.

== Rise to Prominence ==
After enrolling in SUNY Oneonta College in 2011, Jesus quickly became the president of both the College Republicans and the College Democrats. Jesus stated he was “trying to bridge the gap between loser virgins and annoying socialists.”

This centrist rhetoric got the attention of John McCain and Bill Clinton, earning Jesus a high-ranking position in the Federated States of New England’s Government in 2012. The official title and description of his job are classified, and have been the subject of extensive rumors and theories on online platforms.

While working for the Federated States of New England, Jesus began posting short-form video content, amassing over 80 billion followers across all platforms. Jesus called for radical new stances, including loving one another. Critics have called these stances gay.

As Jesus’ fame and influence rose, he began to accumulate IRL followers, designating twelve of his followers as apostle-like figures. These apostles are: Ron Paul, Hasan, a Creeper from Minecraft, Mikal Bridges, a guy named John, Slender Man, Chapell Roan, LeBron James, Judas, a stray cat, Bernie Sanders, and reformative justice as a concept.

== Political Career ==
Jesus has been credited with swaying every major election between 2008 and 2028. Starting in 2016, Jesus began hosting his podcast, The Jesus Radical Experience. On his podcast, Jesus told listeners which candidate to vote for, and then everyone would listen to Jesus. The extent of his influence has been attributed in part to his very persuasive demeanor.

When a reporter from The New York Post :3, the official state-sponsored publication of the Federated States of New England, asked Jesus why he didn’t just run for political office himself, Jesus responded by saying “read the Gospel in its entirety, for it is the word of God.”

==== Ketamine Scandal ====
Jesus was arrested on January 6th, 2025 for illegal possession of ketamine. Authorities arrested Jesus outside of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, PA. He was transported to a secret location, and no trial was held.

== Death ==
Jesus was euthanized by the Federated States of New England in 2027. It has been rumored that Jesus rose three days later outside of the MetLife Stadium. Candace Owens was reported to have found Jesus, supposedly risen from the dead. No evidence has been found which supports or does not support the occurrence of these events.

Jesus

2025-11-25T03:14:12Z

TractorScott2: Jesus

Jesus (1993 - 2027), also referred to as Jesus of New England, was an influential political commentator and influencer during the Extra Dark Ages of the Federated States of New England. Jesus’ political beliefs have been described as moderate, left-leaning, alt-right, and anarcho-communist.

== Background ==
Jesus was born in the suburbs of Newark, New Jersey. His mother, Mary, was single at the time of his birth, but she later married Jesus’ step-father, Joseph. Not much is known about Jesus’ childhood, but his former classmates have described Jesus as “a little weird… [he] once multiplied his bread instead of memorizing his times tables” and “a pretty nice guy, but a little controversial."
[[File:Jesus.jpg|thumb|Jesus in Freakburg2]]
As a teenager, Jesus ran a small YouTube channel dedicated to his pastime as a hobbyist carpenter. Despite the gaining popularity of his YouTube channel in certain niche internet communities, Jesus quit posting in 2007. He cited the official declaration of the extinction of every tree species on Earth as a contributing factor, but he did not elaborate.

=== Rise to Prominence ===
After enrolling in SUNY Oneonta College in 2011, Jesus quickly became the president of both the College Republicans and the College Democrats. Jesus stated he was “trying to bridge the gap between loser virgins and annoying socialists.”

This centrist rhetoric got the attention of John McCain and Bill Clinton, earning Jesus a high-ranking position in the Federated States of New England’s Government in 2012. The official title and description of his job are classified, and have been the subject of extensive rumors and theories on online platforms.

While working for the Federated States of New England, Jesus began posting short-form video content, amassing over 80 billion followers across all platforms. Jesus called for radical new stances, including loving one another. Critics have called these stances gay.

As Jesus’ fame and influence rose, he began to accumulate IRL followers, designating twelve of his followers as apostle-like figures. These apostles are: Ron Paul, Hasan, a Creeper from Minecraft, Mikal Bridges, a guy named John, Slender Man, Chapell Roan, LeBron James, Judas, a stray cat, Bernie Sanders, and reformative justice as a concept.

=== Political Influence ===
Jesus has been credited with swaying every major election between 2008 and 2028. Starting in 2016, Jesus began hosting his podcast, The Jesus Radical Experience. On his podcast, Jesus told listeners which candidate to vote for, and then everyone would listen to Jesus. The extent of his influence has been attributed in part to his very persuasive demeanor.

When a reporter from The New York Post :3, the official state-sponsored publication of the Federated States of New England, asked Jesus why he didn’t just run for political office himself, Jesus responded by saying “read the Gospel in its entirety, for it is the word of God.”

==== Ketamine Scandal ====
Jesus was arrested on January 6th, 2025 for illegal possession of ketamine. Authorities arrested Jesus outside of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, PA. He was transported to a secret location, and no trial was held.

=== Death ===
Jesus was euthanized by the Federated States of New England in 2027. It has been rumored that Jesus rose three days later outside of the MetLife Stadium. Candace Owens was reported to have found Jesus, supposedly risen from the dead. No evidence has been found which supports or does not support the occurrence of these events.

File:Jesus.jpg

2025-11-25T03:12:13Z

TractorScott2:

Jesus in Freakburg2

Josh Allen Jr.

2025-11-22T02:42:27Z

TractorScott2: links

Josh Allen Jr. is the first freakchild of Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld. He was the 60th President of the United States of America, and currently serves as the first Chairman of the Federated States of New England. Josh Allen was born September 2, 2025, in Freakburg2.

== Early Life ==

=== Genetic experimentation ===
In prenatal development, Josh Allen Jr. was subject to genetic experimentation by Purdue Pharmaceuticals with the goal of genetically inducing telekinesis, a fanatical obsession of his father's in his post-NFL career. However, these experiments were abandoned for unknown reasons. To the disappointment of his father, Josh Allen Jr. was born a normal child with no supernatural abilities.

=== Football ===
Josh Allen Jr. was pretty good at football, but he excelled at his school's debate team. The Freakburg2 Public High School Debate Team made it to state finals, but was bested by the Freakburg2 Correctional Facility Debate Team. As such, he was a top recruitment choice for Harvard University's Political Science program, and was admitted to the class of 2047 as a spring admit.

=== College ===
Josh Allen Jr. excelled in Harvard University's political science program, and won several awards from the mock trial club. He also had a few situationships in college that he wasn't too proud of. He graduated in 2047 with honors.

== Political Career ==

=== Tenure as mayor of Freakburg2 ===
Josh Allen Jr. ran for mayor of Freakburg2 in 2045 and won by a ridiculously large margin against [[Hillary Clinton (clone)]]. His tenure as mayor is largely remembered as one of the worst in history.

=== Presidential bid ===
Allen ran for president and won in [insert year] by an insanely high margin. A CIA investigation found overwhelming evidence of British foreign influence in the election, including campaign donations and voting booth hacking. The U.S. Supreme Court, however, unanimously ruled there was no meddling in the election, and Allen was peacefully inaugurated. (It should be noted, however, that all Supreme Court justices were later found to be under the influence of ketamine during the election hearing.)

Hillary Clinton (clone)

2025-11-22T02:40:08Z

TractorScott2: links

[[File:Hillary clinton (clone).png|thumb|2045 portrait of Hillary Clinton (clone)]]
The first clone of Hillary Rodham Clinton (5 July 2032 - 31 December 2099) was a human clone created by the Democratic Party of [[Freakburg2]] in partnership with Harvard University's Research Institute at Freakburg2. She was created from an epidermal stem cell harvested from the original Hillary Clinton (noted Clinton0). Researchers used the process of somatic cell nuclear transfer (SCNT), in which the original Hillary Clinton acted as both the gene donor and carrier for the clone. She was created to lead the failing Democratic Party and oppose the rise of [[Josh Allen Jr.]]

== Genesis ==
Scientists at Harvard University Research Institute at Freakburg2 (HURIF) were directed by the Freakburg2 Democratic Party to create a clone of Hillary Clinton, as an effort to preserve the moderate liberal bastion of the party, which suffered diminishing voter support amidst the rise of Josh Allen Jr.

The original Hillary R. Clinton carried the clone to term without any medical complications. She smoked and drank a lot but the clone was okay. Clinton0 died of an unrelated infectious mononucleosis case in 2033.

Due to telomere defects inherent in the products of human SCNT, Hillary Clinton (clone) was given the expiration date of 31 December 2099.

Rumors suggest the Democratic Party is in possession of an unknown number of frozen Hillary Clinton cloned embryos.

Hillary Clinton (clone)

2025-11-22T02:37:16Z

TractorScott2: date changes

[[File:Hillary clinton (clone).png|thumb|2045 portrait of Hillary Clinton (clone)]]
The first clone of Hillary Rodham Clinton (5 July 2032 - 31 December 2099) was a human clone created by the Democratic Party of Freakburg2 in partnership with Harvard University's Research Institute at Freakburg2. She was created from an epidermal stem cell harvested from the original Hillary Clinton (noted Clinton0). Researchers used the process of somatic cell nuclear transfer (SCNT), in which the original Hillary Clinton acted as both the gene donor and carrier for the clone. She was created to lead the failing Democratic Party and oppose the rise of Josh Allen Jr.

== Genesis ==
Scientists at Harvard University Research Institute at Freakburg2 (HURIF) were directed by the Freakburg2 Democratic Party to create a clone of Hillary Clinton, as an effort to preserve the moderate liberal bastion of the party, which suffered diminishing voter support amidst the rise of Josh Allen Jr.

The original Hillary R. Clinton carried the clone to term without any medical complications. She smoked and drank a lot but the clone was okay. Clinton0 died of an unrelated infectious mononucleosis case in 2033.

Due to telomere defects inherent in the products of human SCNT, Hillary Clinton (clone) was given the expiration date of 31 December 2099.

Rumors suggest the Democratic Party is in possession of an unknown number of frozen Hillary Clinton cloned embryos.

Hillary Clinton (clone)

2025-11-22T02:24:42Z

TractorScott2: added genesis and first

[[File:Hillary clinton (clone).png|thumb|2045 portrait of Hillary Clinton (clone)]]
The first clone of Hillary Rodham Clinton (5 July 2032 - 31 December 2099) was a human clone created by the Democratic Party of Freakburg2 in partnership with Harvard University's Research Institute at Freakburg2. She was created from an epidermal stem cell harvested from the original Hillary Clinton. Researchers used the process of somatic cell nuclear transfer (SCNT), in which the original Hillary Clinton acted as both the gene donor and carrier for the clone. She was created to lead the failing Democratic Party and oppose the rise of Josh Allen Jr.

== Genesis ==
Scientists at Harvard University Research Institute at Freakburg2 (HURIF) were directed by the Freakburg2 Democratic Party to create a clone of Hillary Clinton, as an effort to preserve the moderate liberal bastion of the party, which suffered diminishing voter support amidst the rise of Josh Allen Jr.

The original Hillary R. Clinton carried the clone to term without any medical complications. She smoked and drank a lot but the clone was okay.

Due to telomere defects inherent in the products of human SCNT, Hillary Clinton (clone) was given the expiration date of 31 December 2099.

Rumors suggest the Democratic Party is in possession of an unknown number of frozen Hillary Clinton cloned embryos.

Hillary Clinton (clone)

2025-11-22T02:00:25Z

TractorScott2: created article of hrc clone

[[File:Hillary clinton (clone).png|thumb|2045 portrait of Hillary Clinton (clone)]]
The clone of Hillary Rodham Clinton (5 July 2032 - 23 August 2099) was a human clone created by the Democratic Party of Freakburg2 in partnership with Harvard University's Research Institute at Freakburg2. She was created from an epidermal stem cell harvested from the original Hillary Clinton. Researchers used the process of nuclear transfer, in which the original Hillary Clinton acted as both the gene donor and incubator for the clone. She was created to lead the failing Democratic Party and oppose the rise of Josh Allen Jr.

File:Hillary clinton (clone).png

2025-11-22T01:59:11Z

TractorScott2:

2045 portrait of Hillary Clinton (clone)

File:Hillary Clinton clone.webp

2025-11-22T01:57:18Z

TractorScott2:

Hillary Clinton (clone) in 2050

User:TractorScott2

2025-11-22T01:20:23Z

TractorScott2: Inserted Hillary clone link

This the bounce back - will smith

[[Hillary Clinton (clone)]]

User:TractorScott2

2025-11-22T01:16:48Z

TractorScott2: Created page with "This the bounce back - will smith"

This the bounce back - will smith