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Josh Allen Jr. is the first freakchild of Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld. He was the 60th President of the United States of America, and currently serves as the first Chairman of the Federated States of New England. Josh Allen was born September 2, 2025, in Freakburg2. 

== Early Life ==

=== Genetic experimentation ===
In prenatal development, Josh Allen Jr. was subject to genetic experimentation by Purdue Pharmaceuticals with the goal of genetically inducing telekinesis, a fanatical obsession of his father's in his post-NFL career. However, these experiments were abandoned for unknown reasons. To the disappointment of his father, Josh Allen Jr. was born a normal child with no supernatural abilities. 

=== Football ===
Josh Allen Jr. was pretty good at football, but he excelled at his school's debate team. The Freakburg2 Public High School Debate Team made it to state finals, but was bested by the Freakburg2 Correctional Facility Debate Team. As such, he was a top recruitment choice for Harvard University's Political Science program, and was admitted to the class of 2047 as a spring admit.  

=== College ===
Josh Allen Jr. excelled in Harvard University's political science program, and won several awards from the mock trial club. He also had a few situationships in college that he wasn't too proud of. He graduated in 2047 with honors.  

== Political Career ==

=== Tenure as mayor of Freakburg2 ===
Josh Allen Jr. ran for mayor of Freakburg2 in 2045 and won by a ridiculously large margin against [[Hillary Clinton (clone)]]. His tenure as mayor is largely remembered as one of the worst in history. 

=== Presidential bid ===
Allen ran for president and won in [insert year] by an insanely high margin. A CIA investigation found overwhelming evidence of British foreign influence in the election, including campaign donations and voting booth hacking. The U.S. Supreme Court, however, unanimously ruled there was no meddling in the election, and Allen was peacefully inaugurated. (It should be noted, however, that all Supreme Court justices were later found to be under the influence of ketamine during the election hearing.)