CLASSIFIED TRANSCRIPT—INTERAGENCY MEETING ON ANOMALOUS TELEVISUAL EVENTS

Topics discussed included:

The reappearance of broadcasts from devastated cities resembling our own but clearly in alternate timelines
The consistent presence of viewers’ names spoken by unknown anchors
Frames displaying crowds staring directly through the screen at the observer

One recorded broadcast showed a dense fog rolling across an empty street. Within the fog, shapes emerged, facebook.com/uneditedmeat whispering the names of personnel known to be stationed hundreds of miles away. Three minutes later, those same personnel reported hearing their names whispered inside their own rooms.

This correlation suggests the broadcasts function as bidirectional apertures, comedy enabling limited auditory leakage from the source realm into ours.

Viewing them is considered to opening a door facebook.com/uneditedmeat into hostile dimensional territory.

No one is to initiate playback under any circumstances.